* * *
"What do you think might have caused such a thing?" The responding officer
asked. It had taken the Miskatonic Valley Police nearly thirty minutes to
respond to Phillips' many calls, and now that they had arrived, there was
little enthusiasm to their inquiry.
"I don't know!" Phillip said. "How should I know what that crazy old man is
doing over there! The house is dark all day, but he's up all hours of the
night, chanting, yelling-"
"We've heard screams." Phillip's wife Veronica interrupted. The officer's
ears seemed to perk up at that.
"Yes, screams." Phillip said, encouraged by the officer's reaction. "And all
kinds if gibberish: Yog-soggoth, mithgoloth, nyarlathotep ..."
"Mi-go." Veronica said. "He's always yelling at someone named Mi-go."
"Yes, that's right." Phillip agreed. "Does he have a Chinese nurse or
something?"
The officer turned and looked at the old Akeley house. Only the steeply
gabled roof and the peaks of several jutting towers could be seen rising
above the tall hedge. The gray, weathered structure was a stark contrast to
the new homes that had gone up all around it on the area that had once been
called Blasted Heath but was now known as Pleasant Valley Community.
"We know he keeps livestock." Phillip continued. "Cows. Goats. That's got to
be against some city statute or other."
The officer looked more skeptical than ever. "Cows?"
"We've seen them," Veronica said. "They come in by truck, two, three at a
time, maybe twice a month." She thought for a moment. "We never hear them
again, though."
"We hear the goats enough." Phillip said. "Loud as anything, bleating all
night. Maybe his livestock got loose and did this? Do cows ooze any kind of
slime at all" The police officer shrugged. Phillip turned the idea over in
his imagination. "I'm going to take another shower," he announced. He gave
the policeman a stern look. "Can I trust you going to have a word with old
Mr.Akeley while I go clean up?"
"Certainly, sir." The officer said, skepticism audible in his voice. "I'll
go speak with him now."
* * *
Phillip showered and dressed. When he returned to the kitchen, Veronica was
seated at the small table, eyes fixed forward, staring towards the
microwave. There here was mud, grass and slime on her hands and wrists, but
Phillip didn't notice this at first. He looked through the window over the
sink and saw that the police car was still parked in his driveway, blocking
him in. Phillip swore.
"Honey, is that cop still over Akeley's?" he asked.
"I went with him," Veronica said. "Old man Akeley wants us all to come over
there."
Phillip poured himself a cup of coffee. "I guess I have to, if I'm going to
get that damn cop to move his damn car." He looked at his wife for the first
time. He saw the stains on her hands. "What happen, honey, did you fall
down?" he asked.
"Down..." she replied in a croaking whisper. "Down with the fungi from
yuggoth..." A sliver of clear liquid ran from the corner of her mouth to her
chin.
Phillip stared at her. She'd never been a morning person, but she'd seemed
awake enough before his shower. He looked at his watch-whatever was bugging
her, it would have to wait. "You've got something on your chin," he said,
and stepped through the kitchen door onto the driveway.
* * *
Phillip walked straight to the front door of the old Akeley place. The high
towers and gray walls loomed up, throwing deep shadows across the front
yard. Phillip hated this house, and what it did to his own property values.
He pounded on the door.
What answered the door wasn't human.
At first, Phillip couldn't comprehend the thing: an almost human mass of
translucent liquid, speckled with swimming motes that flashed like startled
fish. The thing had a mouth, an obscene ring of crude, melting flesh lined
with serrated rows of hard tissue that might have been teeth.
The thing was wearing a Miskatonic Valley Police Officer uniform.
It reached out for him, a gesture of unendurable agony, a once-human thing
drowning in its own corrupted flesh.
Phillip ran. Half mad with fear, he ran. He rushed in through his kitchen
door. His wife was still sitting at the table.
"Honey!" he shouted. "We have to go, we have to go right now!" He shook his
wife. Her arms compressed beneath his clutching fingers as if the sleeves of
her robe were filled with wriggling jellyfish. As Phillip watched,
Veronica's head sink into itself with the look and stink of a melon going
bad.
In the last moment before he slipped forever into madness, Phillip heard the
thing speak: "Mr. Akeley wants to welcome you to the neighborhood!" it said,
a thick, clear liquid running from the formless tear of its mouth. "He
hopes that you can stay forever!"
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