“That is a Buddha standing there!”
“It doesn’t matter what he is,” Paul McCaleb said.
“Tell him to get away from my
salt lick.”
Paul, rifle in hand, walked toward the holy man. Paul’s
son, Travis, stared
incredulously at the fat, bald man who was out standing in
their field, near his father’s
illegal salt lick. This was the middle of West Virginia!
What was a Buddha doing here?
“What are you doing here?” Travis asked as they
approached the stranger.
“I have come from far away,” the stranger said, his
yellow robes flapping in the
West Virginia wind.
“I knew you weren’t from around here,” Paul said.
“I have come because of the terrible evil fixed upon you.
It has sought you out in
order to destroy this mountain, this country, this plant. A
channel between this world and
another shall open. The destruction of all that is shall
follow.”
“Ya mean: all hell’s getting ready to break loose,”
Paul said.
“Yes.”
“But, how did you get here?” Travis cried.
“You got any ID? Driver’s license? Credit cards? Passa
Portay?” Paul sneered.
“I have none of those things.”
“You’re not one of those terrorists are you? You’re
not from Saudi Arabia?”
“Dad!!” Travis squealed. “Stop it! He’s harmless!
Look at him!”
“Well, what if you or I were going over to the Middle
East to blow somethin’ up?
Huh, Travis? Do you think we’d be waving the American flag
and singing songs by Toby
Keith?”
“Who is Toby Keith?” the Buddhist whispered.
“Heck no! They’d spot us in a heartbeat! Probably
we’d disguise ourselves as
somebody harmless. Maybe...like him.”
“The end of the world is coming,” the Buddhist said.
He stooped down and drew
a symbol in the dirt. He asked, “Do you know this
sign?”
“It’s Yin and Yang,” Travis said.
“It looks like it would be a really good sign for
chocolate marble cake,” Paul said.
“Oh, dear God,” Travis moaned.
“You know, like if you had a restaurant and you wanted
the truckers to know you
served really good marble cake,” Paul said.
“It is not the symbol for marble cake,” the Buddhist
said. “It is the symbol for
cosmic balance.”
“Do you have the copyright on that symbol?”
The Buddhist was a little perplexed.
“I- I do not know,” he stammered.
“Well, don’t you think you ought to find out? I mean,
one day somebody might
decide to make that a symbol for chocolate marble cake.
There you’ll be, offering cosmic
balance, and some trucker’s going to come up to you and
say, ‘Where’s my chocolate
marble cake, you slacker??!!”
“Do you have any chocolate marble cake?”
“No.” there was an awkward silence and then Paul added,
“But I ain’t putting that
symbol up anywhere neither.”
“There is a great disturbance in this balance,” the
Buddhist said in a strained
voice. “It must be mended.”
“And I suppose you’re the guy to do it,” Paul said.
“I guess you’re a vegetarian,
don’t drink, don’t smoke, all that?”
“I am in harmony with the universe.”
Paul chuckled.
“Everyone in the universe is in harmony with the
universe,” Paul said. “I mean,
they’re all in the universe, aren’t they? And the
universe is in tune, isn’t it?”
A finch flew over their heads.
The Buddhist said. “I understand that bird. I am one
with it.”
“You see that squirrel in that tree?” Paul asked. He
aimed his rifle and fired.
“I understand that that squirrel is one with my dinner.”
“I want to apologize for my father-”
The earth trembled ominously. The Buddhist struggled to
stay on his feet.
“Travis,” Paul said. “Go back to the house and get
Betsy.”
As the boy ran off, Paul explained to the Buddhist,
“Betsy is my grandfather’s
rifle.”
The Buddhist still seemed confused, so Paul said, “There
are only two things you
need to do in this world. You need to believe in God and
you need to love God’s people.
It don’t matter what course you take to do this.”
“And this gun- this weapon helps you believe?”
“I would face the devil himself with this gun and it is
my duty to put myself
between the minions of hell and God’s people.”
An earsplitting explosion cracked the sky. The wind picked
up violently. Travis
was almost swept away before he handed the aging rifle to
his father.
A spot in the sky burned with black flame and grew bigger
by the minute. The
colors of the field and surrounding forest began to bleed
and loose substance.
“I ain’t scared of you,” Paul growled at the sky.
“I think you remember a
great-great-great-grandfather of mine that caught you by the
tail and slung you ‘round and
‘round ‘til he threw you back into the void!”
Although they had no knowledge of the deed, the Buddhist
and the boy knew he
was talking about Davy Crockett and the legend that he had
wrestled with a comet.
By now, the hole of fire was taking up the better part of
the sky. Time began to
warp. The whole scene took on a burnt umber tint that made
everything look like a
vintage photo. Paul raised his rifle and took aim with the
old gun.
He stood before the mouth of hell armed with everything he
believed in and took
his best shot.
It was enough. It was just enough.
The sky began to clear and the birds resumed singing.
Travis gasped, drawing his first breath since the sky
started changing. Paul
shouldered the old rifle and smiled. It was good to be
alive in West Virginia.
“I came here,” the Buddhist said, that I might learn
from you”
“Well,” Paul said, nodding toward the sky and all that
had just happened, “There
ya go.”
And it was all very Zen...in a redneck sort of way.
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