Broken chads in Florida, outrage across America, Peter Jennings
announcing too early that Al Gore won the state of Florida, all
ingredients for mayhem and chaos. The Supreme Court orders the recount
of thousands of ballots in Florida only to abruptly stop the recount
without notice. Sounds like good ole "W" had a nice bribe to offer,
doesn't it?
The Supreme Court has now become The God of the United States Election
process, a process that has our Founding Father's spinning in their
graves.
George W. Bush is so convinced that the Supreme Court will vote in his
favor that he announces that he and First Lady Laura Bush are ready to
occupy the White House. What an ego this guy has! But alas, the Supreme
Court votes to give the Presidency to Al Gore instead! Democrats go
wild, Republicans go suicidal. The controversy just doesn't seem to end.
The global community waited with baited breath for this vote and now
wonders the impact it will have on international relations.
Al Gore is sworn into the White House and one of the first things he
proposes to Congress is to end all travel restrictions and embargo's in
Cuba. The vote passes the Senate and House without a problem. Thousands
of Americans flock to Cuba to enjoy the warm climate and the good
cigars. However, thousands of other Americans, namely residents of
Little Havana in Miami, form their own coalition. They plot and
strategize to free their relatives of this communist regime in hopes of
a better life for all islanders and especially to free the political
prisoners.
The coup is successful and Castro is overthrown by the people and by his
own military. Freedom of press, freedom of speech, freedom of capital
enterprise, freedom, freedom, freedom! The Cubans are overjoyed after
decades of depression and famine. The whole global community thanks
President Gore for starting the process of world peace.
He travels the world to open communications with dictators, kings and
prime ministers. He hosts conferences at home for visiting dignitaries.
He preaches the virtues of living in a world with no conflict, no
revenge, no hatred, no starvation, no discrimination. He vows the United
States will give financial aid to any country willing to come forward
and embrace change. Half way into his presidency, the rumblings of
change begin to appear.
India and Pakistan develop dialogue, China improves it's human right's
agenda, North Korea dismantles it's nuclear proliferation program.
Israel and Palestine sign a peace accord. The British and the Irish
disarm. Venezuela elects a democratic leader and ends the violence that
surfaced for so long. Caucasians and African-Americans in all of Africa
unite. Russians learn to trust. Vietnam follows suit with Cuba and
returns all of the country to a democratic state. Famine worldwide is
eliminated. Saddam Hussein is assassinated and Iraqi's celebrate.
Kuwaiti's no longer fear invasion and the price of oil falls. Osama bin
Laden is found, tortured by his own people and killed. The Mexican
police are no longer corrupt. A cure for cancer and aid's is found.
Homelessness is a thing of the past. The United States economy begins to
rebound. Millions of Americans are now employed once again. The
international community lauds President Gore on his ruthless, tireless
campaign to end the plight of all those that are suffering the ills of
war, communism and dictatorship. True peace on earth and goodwill to men
is now a reality.
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