At Imperium Listening Station 12 the technician had his legs up upon his
console and was catching a brief nap. The faint transmission startled him
awake. Without hesitation he ran the transmission through the translator
banks and worked frantically to clarify the message. The palm computer with
the official contact protocols was quickly tossed to the floor as he tried to
clear off his cluttered console.
"Boost your signal," the technician hailed.
"Can you read me know?" the voice from the other side asked.
"Loud and clear!" The Technician said triumphantly.
"I can't believe I speaking to someone outside our Galaxy," The alien
voice marveled.
"I feel the same," the human technician responded. "It's only been a
couple of decades that our culture has been experimenting with subetheric
communications through Calabi-Yau space. I hope that translated alright."
"Yes it did. The six quantum spatial dimensions. I understand," the
alien responded, confirming the successful translation. "My culture has only
been using it for a short period too."
"Our government has told us that the wormhole networks we are forming
will replace Hyperspace jumps in only a few millennia. But that's too short
for me," the technician explained.
"Well its best to wait and be safe before you scrap all of your
Hyperdrives," the alien voice cautioned.
"That's true. But all my life I have dreamed of traveling outside our
Galaxy. It's been nearly twenty years since I took over this post on our
Galaxy's rim. I am the only one here, so I have had all these years to
pursue my dream. I have developed a program to download my entire mind and
soul into the mainframe. From there I can transmit all who I am through the
wormholes."
"That's far beyond our sciences. What would happen once you reached our
Galaxy?"
"You could upload my essence into your computer," the technician
suggested.
"I presume you have a body," the alien conjectured. "What would happen
to your corporeal presence?"
"The process would disintegrate my entire brain," the obsessed human
technician callously replied. "But I would be alive in your computer. And I
would have fulfilled my goal in life: to travel to a Galaxy beyond my own."
"It's a high price to pay for one's dreams," the alien said. "My people
would not even consider such a venture."
"Neither would mine. But I would," the human said confidently. "Will
you upload my mind into your mainframe?"
"It would happen automatically," the alien technician explained. "But
would our computer have the capacity to contain your entire consciousness?"
"If it is about the size of our Imperial Listening Posts' computers, it
will," the human replied as he donned a coronet of electrodes.
"Did you say Imperial?" The alien asked in a panicked voice.
"I'm transmitting now," the technician announced as he entered the final
command. Like a puppet whose strings were suddenly cut the human
technician's body slumped lifelessly upon the console.
"Wait… Can you here me?"
"I can here you."
"Don't do it…"
"I already have. I'm in your computer now," the technician said
triumphantly. "Your translation programs must be extremely advanced. My
brain has adjusted to your computer as if it you used the same computer
language as ours."
"That may be because it is the same," the "alien" commented in a sad
voice. "You mentioned an 'Imperial Listening Station'?"
"Yes. We're the Galactic Empire of the Milky Way. I assume I am now in
the Andromeda Galaxy."
"I'm so very sorry."
"What do you mean?"
"This is Intergalactic Listening Station 6 from the Galactic Empire of the
…Milky Way."
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