Honest, we never wanted anyone to get hurt. We were just, you know,
fooling
around.
We were the outsiders. Alexis made people nervous with her intuition.
David
was a certified genius. I was your basic loser. People called us the
Three
Mooseketeers and I suppose it was that name that held us together as
much as
anything else. We may have been a group of oddballs but at least we
were a
group.
Now Alexis and David are dead.
Who would have expected me to be the only one to survive this thing? I
was
the first person in the history of Augusta High to fail shop.
I guess I should start at the beginning.
That night was nothing out of the ordinary, no different from hundreds
of
others we spent together. We were at my house. I was on the Internet
taking a
virtual tour at the Museum of Natural History and Alexis was standing
next to
me making up obscene translations for the hieroglyphics in the Egyptian
exhibit. From across the room, David announced that he’d just broken
into the
museum's computer.
And so what? If we were lucky, he'd turn his lap top so that we could
see some
screen that he would tell us was payroll data or shipping records or
press
releases.Don't get me wrong. David was talented but the show got old
fast.
"Hey," he said. "Watch this. Look at your monitor."
The museum went dark. Then the lights came back on. Then they went
out.
Then they came back.
"Are you doing that?"
"Take a wild guess. You know, Egypt is a very dry place. I think it
could
use a little rain." He tapped some keys.
The sprinklers started up and a part of me hoped that nothing valuable
got
ruined. David was flashing the lights on and off to simulate a
thunderstorm.
It's not every night that you see a thunderstorm inside a museum.
Alexis exploded into giggles. "Right now there's a security guard who
wishes
he hadn’t smoked dope before his shift."
"You think there's security?" I didn't like to pull stunts that could
land me
in trouble. I always had difficulty getting out again.
"Sure, some ex-cop, or some kid who couldn't get into police school but
still
wants to wear a badge and act important." David laughed. "He must be
steamed
by now. I overrode the environmental controls and it's a shade over a
hundred
degrees in there."
I could see the glass cases start to fog up, and it looked like the air
was
getting thick, everything turning fuzzy and a little out of focus.
Getting nervous that we were damaging the exhibits, I suggested we go
get
something to eat. Then, as I went to shut off my computer, I saw
something
blur across the screen.
I pointed at the screen. "Did you see that? David, turn off the
sprinklers."
Alexis shook her head. "See what? I was thinking about which places
might be
still open. I could use some fries right about now."
I leaned closer to my monitor. "Out of the corner of my eye, I
thought I
saw someone." Clicking the controls, I switched angles on the room. "I
swear
I saw motion, all white or gray."
"Maybe it was a steam cloud."
"Maybe you're a steam cloud."
David groaned. "Well I'm not going to find anything with the motion
detectors. Our little storm caused some electrical problems and there
are
red flags all over the security subsystem."
Turning off my computer, I thought about how quickly it had become
our
storm. David never hogged credit for what he accomplished; the flip
side: he
shared the blame.
"Let's go eat," he said
Throughout the rest of the night, and just beneath my uneasy sleep, I
worried
about the damage we might have done. Museums contained rare,
irreplaceable
items. Maybe the authorities could track us down and maybe they
couldn't:
that wouldn’t matter as much as the loss we’d caused if we destroyed some
priceless artifact.
The next morning I turned on the news while I ate my cereal. The Museum
of
Natural History made the lead story, some perky anchor putting on her
serious
face. There were several million dollars in water damage, she said,
the
museum would be closed for at least a week and two security guards had
been
found murdered.
Dumping my cereal in the sink, I called David.
"Yes, I've been following the story on the Internet."
"We're going to be in a heap of trouble. Forget the damage, we screwed
up the
security system. Those guards would still probably be alive if we
hadn't done
what we did."
"I know, I know. Give me some more time to think. I'll call you
back."
Hanging up, I paced the kitchen. We had just been trying to relieve a
little
boredom. How did we know that someone would choose that moment to gun
down
two of the guards?
It was just my luck that some passerby noticed a security light was not
on and
decided to take advantage of the situation. Of course it might just be
David's luck that the sprinkler activity was attributed to the killer.
As much as I wanted to turn on the news again, I didn't want to see the
families of the dead guards stumbling through the media questions. I
didn't
want to see the spouses I had made single parents, the children I had
orphaned.
Knowing that if I dialed Alexis, David would try to get through to me,
I
composed apologies to everyone involved. I accepted blame, but
stressed the
fact that there was no way that we could have foreseen the
repercussions.
When the telephone rang, I nearly jumped out of my skin.
"We have a definite problem."
"David, I was hoping for a solution, not a repeat of what I already
know."
He sighed. "It's much worse than you know. The two guards were only
the
beginning."
I dropped into a seat. "What are you talking about?"
"There are at least five other dead."
As bad as that was, it might work in our favor. "It's not our fault if
someone goes around shooting people."
"Who's shooting people?"
"Didn't you say five more people were dead?"
"They were strangled, just like the museum guards."
"The guards were strangled? I didn't hear that. Who ever heard of a
serial
strangler?"
"There have been several but that's beside the point. Since the guards
were
killed last night, five bodies have been found in a line leading away
from the
museum."
"That should make it easier for the police." The information was
coming too
fast for me to process.
"I don't know if they've made the connection yet since the killings are
spread over state lines. One person was found in New York, one in
Connecticut, two in Massachusetts, and one in New Hampshire."
I laughed, trying to dispel my feelings of dread. "What, is the killer
coming up to Maine?"
David didn't join my laughter. "That's what I think. Plot a straight
line
from the museum to us, and each of the bodies was found within a mile
of
it."
"You have got to be joking."
I realized then that I should have finished my cereal. I needed the
fortification of eight minerals and vitamins, needed to find the toy
prize of
a magic sticker that I could place on myself to ward off evil.
"Look, I know this sounds unbelievable, but I think we released
something
from the museum."
"Did you today decide to start using drugs?" If humor wasn't the
answer, try
denial.
"I know, I know. But it was the Egyptian exhibit, new artifacts that
had
never before been displayed. Maybe we allowed a spirit to escape or
activated some curse."
I held the telephone away from my head for a second, looking at it
before I
answered. "Is this David the Logical I'm talking to? You are high, or
you
think I am."
"No, I'm just scared. Seven people have been killed during a twelve-hour
period over a path of some two-hundred and forty miles. The time and
place of
each murder plots the killer moving at a steady twenty-miles per
hour."
"He's some slow driver."
"He's not driving. The straight line doesn't match roadways for any
significant length. He's hoofing it."
"People can't run that fast." At least I didn't think so.
"I know. He's not a person. He's traveling through woods, over
mountains,
across streams. He doesn't differentiate between open fields and busy
towns,
he moves at a steady and relentless twenty miles per hour. Now that
it's
light, more people will see him. More people will die." David was
creeping me
out.
"What could he want in Maine, fresh baked stuffed lobster?"
"Us. He's coming for us. I tried to call Alexis but she's not home.
I
figure we have only have a few hours before it arrives."
I flipped back and forth between believing and not believing, between
being
scared senseless and having a million ideas.
"Let's call the police. Even if they won't protect us, they should be
warned
what's coming."
"What are they going to do, arrest him? I've researched Egyptian
curses,
mummies. There doesn't seem to have been one like this before. I sent
a mail
to the Egyptologists at the museum but the place is closed."
That would be thanks to our little storm. "What if we just hopped on a
plane? We could visit Suzie in California. It would take him forever
to
reach the west coast."
"Three thousand miles traveling twenty miles per hour equals one
hundred and
fifty hours equals a little over six days."
I was astounded. "Only six days?"
"How many more people would it kill during the trek?"
Shaking my head, I changed the subject. "Look, is it a him or an it?
And
mummy sounds too much like mommy which makes me think of a her. I know
it
doesn't matter in the long run but it's distracting me."
David was steady. "I don't know what is coming after us."
"But what do we call it?"
"Okay then, we'll call it him."
"What do they do in the movies?"
"What movies?" Now he was sounding a little exasperated.
"Mummy movies. Just because this is a new experience for us doesn't
mean
that other people haven't encountered it, written about it, thought
about it
at least."
There was a pause. "I'll add monster movie plot summaries to my list
of
research topics. Meanwhile, try to track down Alexis."
"No one answered at her house?" Having something to do made me feel
better,
a little more in control.
"No one ever does. If she doesn't know what's going on, tell her. If
she
does know, try to calm her down. I'll call as soon as I get any useful
information. Be brave."
"Be smart."
I went out to my car and found an envelope stuck under the windshield
wiper.
Leaning against the hood, I read the enclosed note.
"I'm freaking out. Don't hate me for just running but I have a really
bad
feeling about this. I'm going to my uncle in Concord. I'll be in touch.
Alexis."
Concord was between the mummy and us. I had to warn Alexis, but I
didn't
have her uncle's number, didn't even know his full name.
Running back inside, I called David again.
"Alexis bolted, and she went the wrong way."
"Can you reach her?"
"No." She never carried a cell phone, didn't want to be chained to her
mom--fetching alcohol when the bottle ran dry.
"Do you know when she left?"
"The note didn't say."
I heard David slam something. "Let me check the news sites."
"Did you find out anything about monster movies?"
His laugh was grim. "I learned that the guilty always die."
"That's usually comforting, but this time we're the guilty."
There was a brief pause, then David swore. I knew what he was going to
say
before he said it. "Alexis is dead. He caught up to her in Concord
and
crushed her windpipe."
Just call us the Two Mooseketeers.
"In her note, she said she had a really bad feeling."
"Well this time her intuition led her the wrong way." He swore again.
"Listen, I have to go back to the research."
"And just what am I supposed to do?"
"I don't have enough information yet to make a plan. Stay by the
phone."
"I'm going to go out of my head if I just sit here."
"If you have a better idea I'd be glad to hear it."
He was just saying that because he didn't think it was possible.
"I'm coming over. That way, when you learn something, we'll be able to
react
quicker."
"You're not so dumb after all. Look, I have to get back to my
research.
Come on over as soon as you can."
"I'm there.”
By the time I was, he would probably be certain that my coming over was
his
idea. I didn't even care, just so long as he came up with an answer.
Alexis was dead. At least seven others were dead. If I was next, I
deserved
it.
No, I had to believe that David would find us a way out of this mess. I
didn't want to die, not ever really, and certainly not now.
My car started on the first attempt, and I stared at the windshield
thinking
about Alexis leaving the note in the middle of the night. If only she
had
woken me up, I may have been able to keep her from leaving. She might
have
had a few more hours of life that way.
As I drove toward David's, I imagined the three of us together, fooling
around like the old days, and then the mummy comes through the door and
that's
that. He's not the slow moving mummy from the old movies, wandering
around
with his hands outstretched, but quick white death—like that bald guy in
the
newer flick.
I slammed on the brakes to keep from hitting a stopped car.
Get in control and stay in control. I told myself. I needed to
focus,
pay attention to what I was doing. If I was killed in a traffic
accident,
would David think the mummy got me? In the end, would
it really make any difference how it happened?
Waving an apology to the driver I'd probably scared into next week, I
drove
on. At least, I thought, that driver will see next week. I’m
not so
sure I'll see tomorrow. I turned onto Grant Street.. No. I
thought, David will come through with something. Research, process,
and
regurgitate—that’s his mantra and he’s the best. No problem didn't
contain its
own solution. No door closed but
another door opened. Nobody cares like your mummy
My car radio didn't work and when I pulled onto David's street, I could
hear
the screams coming from his open window. I hit the gas and tried not to
join
in.
The mummy wasn't supposed to be here yet. Somehow, David had
calculated
wrong, just like Alexis had run the wrong way.
What was I doing wrong?
Was it a mistake to run or a mistake to doubt my plan? I was between a
rock
and a hard place and I didn't even know what that meant.
I wished I had seen more movies about mummies and Egyptian curses.
Whipping
around a car that was slowing to take a right, I ticked off what little
I
knew.
Mummies were dead people who had been embalmed and wrapped in long
pieces of
cloth. There were curses protecting them so that their grave would be
undisturbed.
I didn't really have a lot to go on here.
Stakes killed vampires and silver bullets ended the werewolf's
torment. How
did the mummy movies end?
Why hadn't I watched more television?
Zombies could be decapitated. Zombies were dead, the mummy was dead.
Wasn’t
that similar enough?
So how did I cut off the head of something that moved five times faster
than
I did?
Here was I-95 and I was flying down the road, chewing up the miles,
pressing
the pedal to the metal.
Use its speed against it. String a wire across a doorway and wait on
the
other side, hope it doesn't duck.
Lead it to a logging camp, channel it toward the giant saw blades.
Convince it to borrow money from the wrong people and then not make the
payments.
Call the police. Call the National Guard, the army. Give garrotes to
everybody. Let's have us a necktie party.
What chance did three misfits have against something that was
unstoppable?
What chance did I have alone?
Mom, Dad, you should have bought me that Japanese sword I begged you
for--or
pushed me into track and field so that I could work on my speed.
Alexis and David, I love you guys.
Suddenly, there was a trooper in my rearview mirror with lights
a-flashing. If
I didn't run out of gas, the trooper would be on me in about ten
seconds.
Gripping the wheel, I glanced ahead and there was the mummy coming
right at
me.
I punched the accelerator, screaming the theme of The Three
Mooseketeers as I
connected with the monster, screaming for real when the car lurched out
of
control.
*****
When I woke up and I was here in the hospital, connected to all these
tubes.
Everyone says there was no trace of the mummy, that I lost control and
hit a
tree.,p />
Everyone’s wrong.
Night is falling and I can feel the hospital winding down.
You think I'm crazy, but I know it's still out there.. . . still out
there waiting.
x x x
He said "O. K., everyone, that's a wrap." Get it? It's a mummy movie?
That's a wrap?' O. K. Put the knives down. Comments (for the story, not
the pun) to the BBS, please.
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