Today was delivery day--the last of the twelve--and I
couldn't wait to see what I received. Though over time I had come to look
forward to the monthly event, it certainly hadn't always been this way,
especially in the beginning.
It all started on my last birthday. My brother was one of those people with
a sick sense of humor, and as a present he sent me a subscription to the
Garage Sale of the Month Club. How it worked was that the GSMC combed
garage, yard, attic, and tag sales for the most interesting objects they
could find, and then mailed one item to each subscriber.
At first, I thought I could just throw the objects away. I didn't want them
any more than the people who got rid of them, and my apartment was too
small for what I already owned. But then my brother would call and ask what
I had received, what use I had found for the whatever, what history I might
imagine it had. In his own twisted way, my brother meant well. At least I
think he did. Perhaps he was laughing up his sleeve the entire time.
When I received the half-scale, white wicker elephant, that was almost the
last straw. The delivery men glared at me as though I had chosen to live on
the fifth floor, and in order to make room for the monstrosity I had to
junk my old beanbag chair.
Sure the beanbag chair leaked. Sure visitors turned up their noses. But it
was mine, sole reward for rooming with Michael for two years. I loved that
chair.
I decided that the time had come to act. I called a shipping company,
listened to their quote, and decided not to send the white elephant to my
brother after all. On top of everything else, I refused to spend money
because of his present.
Next month though, the item they sent better be small enough to fit in the
back of a drawer.
Next month, it was.
The item I received the following month was a small envelope,
old-fashioned, containing a short note on thick parchment. "I will
return."
That was it. I turned it over in my hands. There was nothing else on the
card, no address on the envelope. Not only would this fit in the back of a
drawer, it may have already spent decades in such a place, discovered only
recently when the piece of furniture was refinished or went to auction.
Sometimes after work I would sit at the kitchen chair (where's my beloved
beanbag now?) and stare at the card, wondering about the sender and the
receiver.
Had the sender returned? Had the receiver waited?
The handwriting was ornate, and the quality of the script reminded me of a
quill pen dipped in a jar of fresh ink.
Packages continued to arrive from the Garage Sale of the Month Club, but
nothing held my interest the way the card did. I moved my furniture to make
room for the large items, threw out my knick-knacks to make room for the
small, and pondered the note.
It wasn't for another six months that I first entertained the idea that the
note could be a threat. Perhaps the sender had been sent away, or put away,
or shipped away in the manner of eighteenth century British convicts.
Of course in that case, why would the receiver keep the note? I imagined
that one would be hard pressed not to burn the note as soon as read as if
that would destroy the threat.
For that matter, how did I know that the intended receiver had ever seen
the message in my hands? Perhaps the sender wrote the note but was kept
from committing the next logical step.
Perhaps my brother was just trying to mess with my mind. In fact I wouldn't
put it past him to the be sole employee of the Garage Sale of the Month
Club, giggling as he produced the monthly shipping label for me the sole
customer.
If so, the last laugh was on him. I had to admit that I'd become accustomed
to the monthly packages, even the most obscure at least a break from the
everyday. The thought that today's package might be the end filled me with
a sadness that I never expected. Perhaps my brother would renew my
subscription.
At the sound of the buzzer, I opened the door to see a slight man carrying
nothing at all. He was dark-skinned, but pale somehow, and as I looked past
him to see what was being delivered, he was looking past me into my living
room.
Who was this, then? "Can I help you?"
"In a second please." As he moved forward, I moved back, and he waltzed
over to the wicker elephant, patting it on the head.
"Excuse me. Why are you in my apartment?"
"I've missed my things. Thank you for keeping them." He gazed around.
"Where are the rest?"
"The elephant is yours?" I was still standing at the door with my hand on
the doorknob.
"Yes. Didn't you get my note?"
"What note? You mean the one that says you'll return?"
He made a small bow. "Here I am. If I may be so bold, where are the rest of
my things?"
"Have you ever heard of the Garage Sale of the Month Club?"
"Sorry, no." His head was bobbing as he glanced around the room, his face
lighting up whenever he spied one of my monthly treasures.
"Did my brother send you?"
He turned to face me. "That's very unlikely."
I finally let go of the doorknob and took a step closer to him. "Why are
you here?"
"I've come to collect my things. I thank you so much for storing them."
Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a green gem and held it out to
me.
Taking the jewel, I placed it in my own pocket, trying to get a handle on
what was happening. "You're taking the items I was sent?"
He nodded. "I was unable to stop from rushing here to see them immediately,
but I will have to come back with help to move it all."
Possession was nine-tenths of the law. Even though I didn't have any
receipts, I could probably fight him in court. Sure, I'd never wanted the
stuff, but it had grown on me. When I saw how excited he was, however, the
way he kept patting the elephant, I relented. "Yes, that white wicker
elephant probably weighs more than you do."
"Undoubtedly. It was a present from Hannibal."
"Hannibal? The guy that rode the elephants over the Alps?"
"My things are all gifts from some friend or another." He pointed to my
pocket. "And I in turn have given you a gift for keeping them safe."
"Thanks." I didn't quite understand the implications of what he had said.
Was he a time traveler, or had he returned from the dead, or what?
The man nodded and walked past me through the open door, bowing slightly
before continuing down the hall.
Sitting at a kitchen chair, I look a last look at the white elephant. "I
guess this is good-bye."
Reaching into my pocket, I pulled out the green gem and examined it,
wondering if it really was the emerald it appeared to be. For my brother's
last birthday, all I'd sent him was a portable barbecue grill.
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